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Mom says Walmart Sucks
 
    Mommy went to Walmart to get pictures of me copied from the ones Miss Karen took of me.  We gave the lady behind the counter the pictures, and she said to come back in an hour.  So I told Mom what I wanted to see, and sometimes she let me see it and sometimes she didn’t.  I have found that what she lets me play with at stores is inversely proportional to how shiny it is.  (Dad taught me that term, inversely proportional, something to do with logic and the Army...)
    So we came back to the picture part of Walmart, and the lady wouldn’t give Mom the pictures!  She said she would, but then she wouldn’t!  Thats Lying!  Anyways, she said they looked too professional for her to release them to us.  I asked Mom what that meant because I was confused.  She said that meant I looked too pretty.  So they won’t give us pictures because I look pretty?  What’s up with that?  
    Anyways, Mom got all upset and left, but when Dad found out, he went and showed them who’s boss.  He said he wasn’t leaving without the pictures, and even laughed at them when they threatened to call security!  But he got the pictures alright!
    I hope you like them!  =)
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
But I didn’t see their bottle...