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OWIE! OWIE! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!!!!!
 
Mom was such a meany-head today, she was a terrible trickster! I am SOOOOO mad!!! I’ll never trust her again! EVER! See it all started out like a normal trip. Got in my push car and we started walking. Then we went to this actually pretty cool place. There were toys on the wall and lots of things to look at. And there was other babies and mommies and daddies. Some of the babies weren’t happy to be there though (I think they knew what was coming, and they didn’t even tell me). So we went into another cool room with fishies on the wall and this lady weighed me and measured me. Mom was right all along, I am getting bigger. 14 pounds, 11 ounces (Mom says that’s above the 95th percentile, whatever that means) and 23.5 inches (at the 90th percentile, who knows?). And the lady played a couple games with me and gave Mom toys. It was all a game to get me comfortable for what happens next. Then (this is where it gets bad) another lady came and took us to another room and I laid down on this bed with an octopus. Mom just smiled and said “Don’t worry, it’ll be over soon.” And then, AND THEN! THE LADY STABBED ME IN THE LEG! NOT ONCE MIND YOU BUT THREE TIMES AND MOM DIDN’T EVEN STOP HER, SHE JUST SMILED AT ME AND TOLD ME I WAS DOING SO GOOD! So anyways *sniff, sniff* that’s why I’m never trusting Mom again. I’ll still let her be my Mom though, since usually she does a good job.
Friday, March 17, 2006