Oh the meanie Mommy! I had just started to trust her a little bit after the stabbing incident. Silly me...she did it again, but without any accomplices this time. It was just her and me and she was trimming my nails. AND SHE CHOPPED OFF MY FINGER! She cried too but I don’t know why since I was the one bleeding.

    In other news: Mom and Dad say we’re going to move again, this week even! They said one of the empty houses we looked at before is going to be ours and we won’t see the one we’re in right now ever again. They say that’s good because this one is too small and only one room and that I’ll get my own room there. I told them I like sharing a room with them, that means they can come whenever I call no matter what time it is. They said that was the problem.

    Mom got some new lotion for me. It smells really good, Dad even likes it and he usually says he doesn’t like that smelly stuff. It’s called Johnson’s Soothing Naturals Nourishing Lotion and it’s in a green tear drop shaped bottle. You know, I’m here advertising for Johnson&Johnson for free. Mom says I’m cute enough to be a Gerber Baby, I think I’m cute enough to be a Johnson&Johnson Baby and get paid for this advertising, don’t you think? I’ll have to give them a call.