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Oh, the Cruelty!
 
   I am only 4 1/2 months old and already at 18lbs 8oz and 26 1/2 in I am the size of the average 9 month old. YEAH, it’s so exciting! However, how I found out this exciting news is not so exciting.
   It was Mommy’s fault again! Do you remember me getting stabbed by a lady in the leg 3 times with Mommy standing right there smiling? Well I sure do. We went into the same room as before and as soon as I saw the lady, I started crying. I knew exactly what was happening. I just couldn’t believe it. I mean why?!?! I’ve been so good! I sleep through the night, I eat all my food, I grow big and strong and I hardly ever cry, oh yeah and I got Mom a great Mommy’s Day present. But none of it seemed to matter. Because again, the same lady stabbed me 3 times. So in order to find out how big I was, I had to be subjected to this cruelty. Oh my poor little legs, am I to be tortured again in 2 months? Only time will tell.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006